Posts Tagged ‘poop

22
Nov
08

scratch ticket.

D: Not to be gross, but you know what I like?

K: What?

D: The ghost turd.

K: Excuse me? The ghost turd?

D: You don’t know what a ghost turd is?

K: Nope. I didn’t have brothers growing up – girls don’t talk about poop very much.

D: The ghost turd is when you poop and the turd vanishes down the pipe before flushing. And then you wipe, and there’s nothing there. There’s no trace of poop anywhere, and you begin to wonder, “Am I crazy? Didn’t I just poop”? It’s a ghost turd!

K: <<Trying to hold in her laugh because she doesn’t want to admit she thinks this is hilarious.>>

D: It’s pretty cool. It’s kind of like winning a scratch ticket. It’s not THAT cool, but it’s still a rare treat!

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