My observations: A parking lot at dusk. A strong, middle-aged man on crutches is slowly hobbling to his windowless, white van.

My thoughts: I know your game…you disgusting piece of crap. Faking your injury. Acting helpless in hopes to lure a woman into your molester van.  In fact, I think I recognize your grimy face from the sex offender website. You’re going to force some unsuspecting woman into your suspicious van and then lock her in a dark basement.  You effing sicko.

And that’s when you know, you’ve been watching too much Law & Order: SVU.

5 Responses to “paranoid.”

  1. 1 derek
    April 14, 2010 at 10:50 am

    that’s it, we’re canceling the cable package

  2. 2 dre
    April 14, 2010 at 11:03 am

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…. not the cable… =)

  3. 3 SM
    April 15, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    Sounds like scenes from silence of the lambs.
    Look what I found.. you may not want to visit this site.


  4. 4 ams
    April 16, 2010 at 7:57 pm

    Cancel Cable? No way! Oh and by the way, there is this little thing called women’s intuition, and your smart to listen to it 🙂

  5. April 18, 2010 at 5:38 am

    Once heard a quote that stuck in my brain: “Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean their not out to get ya.”

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