This is a game Derek and I were playing this weekend. Feel free to add your own.
You know you’re a grown-up when…
…you wake up on Monday morning and there is still booze in the house.
…you brag about your garden.
….the only opportunity you have to dance is at weddings.
…the event of the weekend is hosting a “bonfire”.
…you go to more bridal showers than keggers.
…the quality of liquor becomes more important than the quantity.
…your idea of a good vacation doesn’t involve your entire fraternity.
…you spend thousands of dollars a year dying your hair the RIGHT color.
…you find yourself relating to your parents.
…you meet a 30-year-old and don’t think “Dang, that guy is old.”
…you drink more coffee than booze.
…you share a bank account with someone other than your parents.
…a quiet night at home is not considered a punishment.
…you spend hundreds of dollars every year hosting dinner parties.
…when you’re awake at 6:00am and it isn’t because you’ve been up all night.
And you start referring to alcohol as booze
… you cannot sleep past 8am no matter how hard you try.
… it takes you 2 days to recover from a night out of cocktailing.
(my weekend experience!) Miss you!
You are being called “Mam” instead of Miss, and Ms. Brownlee more often than Kristen/Stan.
you find yourself telling stories that start with “when we were kids….”
You and your friends worry about cholesterol and blood pressure levels.