Last week I was traveling for work.  Tuesday night, we went out for a few drinks after our meetings. That night, I experienced the worst (and funniest) pick-up line ever. EVER.

SSBG = Short, Shiny Bald Guy

K= Me

SSBG: K, do you want to dance?

K: Oh, I think I’m ok. We are about to head out.

SSBG: Look K. I know you have a guy in every state. I just want to be your Alaska man.

Hehehe!!